Pendleton County, Where you can build a home and the only inspection you need is for the septic tank. Where the grocery still traces back to the Franklin IGA Foodliner of 1970. Where you might not know your next-door neighbour, but you are related to them. Where the gym is open at three in the morning, if three in the morning is when you are up. Oakwood Estates, where the rocks in the road are bigger than your truck. Where Starlink is the only service that works, on Tuesday at 2:41 in the afternoon. Where "directly" means in a little while, and everybody is content with that. Where the teachers know every student by name, in the whole county. Where the drive-in at Ruddle is the only movie in town. Where 696 square miles are shared between about six thousand people. Where the ground rises and falls further than in any other county in the state. Bowers Garage, who will be at the accident just before the fire department.